Hasbro Got Us Triggered AF In Monopoly For Millennials
November 15, 2018 by cassn
"Forget real estate. You can't afford it anyway." That's the tagline for the latest Monopoly theme that is set to be more popular than gluten-free sourdough at a vegan arts festival.
In Monopoly for Millenials players no longer try to earn money to buy property. Instead, players earn 'experiences' by attending music festivals, eating at chic bistros and couchsurfing. The player with the most experience points at the end of the game is the winner!
Player pieces include a camera, sunglasses and a hashtag - you know, everything a millennial needs to survive. The game is retailing for $19.82, which would be a hilarious jab at the birth year of the oldest millennials if the actual birth year wasn't 1981.
As I sit here drinking my soy-foam non-fat half-caf pumpkin spice latte, I find myself personally offended by this blatant attack on my cultural identity. I mean, we are millennials. We brought avocado back, we discovered quinoa...lols, I couldn't care less #BringOnTheExistentialCrisis
Monopoly for Millenials is currently on sale at local stores in the United States, and will hopefully arrive at European stores soon. You know, on its gap year.
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FFS lol
As if Monopoly didn’t have enough variants already. ?
And I think we’ve found something more ridiculous than the 40k variant that came out not so long ago. ?
The board looks good can you get that separate ?
Yawn. If they really want to be edgy, I’d like to see them release the original, ‘The Landlord’s Game’ from 1906.
Let me guess. There’s no winners to make sure nobody feels upset; it’s all about the taking part.
Don’t be silly, the game itself, aka ‘the man’, wins every time.
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@onlyonepinman you forgot the bit about everyone getting a prize at the end because we are all special *love* *love* *love* ….*puke*
I guess as housing is now too expensive for most of us under 40 to be able to even dream of buying, it makes sense to focus on ‘experiences’ instead…
Next level: Monopoly Monopoly – collect all the rarest Monopoly versions and rent them to your fellow players.
But removing them from the shrink wrap to be able to rent them will cause them to depreciate in value. ?
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That would be “Monopoly Collector”. Different Game 😉
It’s a horrible game in general, which despite dozens upon dozens of better iterations continues to stick around.
But hey, at least babyboomers are going to love buying this one as a ‘joke gift’ right. Leave it to that generation to politize everything and ignore both reality and superior alternatives. 😉
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